i. Anne is a college student.
Convinced she has a string connecting
her back to her bedpost.
Anne doesn't drive.
She just paces backwards
every step she takes forward.
For fear of getting tangled.


ii. A used car salesman in a convenient store
Dressed in a leisure suit.
lays his hand on the service desk
"give me the goods."
The sales clerk hands him a box
He carefully peaks into it, and leaves.
shouting something about grabbing the bull by the horns.

iii. An active member of PETA.com
working at a major slaughterhouse
Replaces the steaks with tofu
leaving a thank you note
from each animal you don't eat.

iv. A cocaine lord in peru
sends 18 girls to the U.S.
with 2 kilos of cocaine
shoved into their cavities.
first, fucking each one carefully
to loosen them up.
to break them in.



v. A mail carrier on the job
stops at a new house on his route
noticing the foreign family
he writes a poem to them
and shoves it in their mailbox.

Immigration
Bullshit, green card
stealing, forcing, fucking
Jobless, theives, au revoir!, caio
Leaving, flying, sailing
Home, native.
emigration

vi. You haven't eaten/slept in four days
your body is begging you to give in.
inching another hit through your nostril
you tilt your head back and say;
"its a mutual relationship, you know?
I should be lucky to have this kind of commitment."

vii. a truck driver in omaha
stops to refuel with fellow truckers.
He mentions to one that he loves his job.
when asked why, he tells him to think
about the best blowjob he's ever recieved.
"now subtract the teeth."


viii. Everytime maria shoots up
she fantasizes about bleeding to death
just before her high wears off.
Today, she forgot to tap her needle.
God must really love maria.

ix. A middle aged recent divorcee
of the one nameless slut who
fucked freddie prince jr on camera
smokes a cigar in his sixth floor hotel room
looking down at the complimentary mint
placed dynamically in the center of the pillow
he smiles and thinks out loud,
"that bitch thought she could ruin me."


x. A twenty something year old kid
fucks his fifth girl of the day.
shortly after coming, he rolls over
and calmly whispers into her ear
"baby, I have AIDS."